I sucked last week. Like worst blogger ever award. I was completely spent and utterly absent. My apologies to all of you who were counting on me. But I am The Shitty Housewife, so I am bound to fail. Anyway…
So this week I thought I would hit you hard. Come back with a bang. BLOW YOUR MINDS. And after all of those sexual innuendos, here we go. Masturbation Monday this week is the two hottest pieces of Hollywood ass ever. Chris Hemsworth and Megan Fox.
Megan Fox…
I mean damn girl… could she be any sexier? She fucking oozes it out of every pore. And she is totally married to David from 90210. Now there is nothing more amazing than that. She could be the shittiest housewife ever but it wouldn’t even matter because you know she turns out in between the sheets.
Chris Hemsworth…
I can’t. He is the hottest dad ever and is so damn cute with how he tweets about his dad skills. His wife is the luckiest housewife ever, although she ain’t too shabby herself. She has sex with Thor… lucky bitch. He could hammer me any day.
Well, enjoy. Grab some lotion, some Sade and take a few minutes on me. Happy Masturbation Monday Shitties.
xoxo
The Shitty Housewife
