- I drove across the country (from San Diego to Atlanta) ALONE
- I managed to get my associates degree in one year
- I had all three of my children naturally (NO DRUGS)
- I dated a celebrity…….guess who?!
- I was once a seat filler at the MTV music awards
- I once had my hands on Jared Leto’s brothers phone number
- I got married on Halloween night
- I have raised over $40,000 in fundraising events I have thrown…for fun
- I once had 5 orgasms in one night
- I have never seen all the Star Wars movies
- A super-hot guy pretended to be gay just so I would hang out with him for one night in Vegas (I had a boyfriend at the time and said I couldn’t hang out with anyone straight over night)
- The best sex I have ever had in my entire life was on my wedding night
- I did not lose my virginity until I was 20
- I kissed a girl and I liked it
- I once squeezed limes for margaritas and ended up in the hospital with phytophotodermatitis. (Look it up..that shit is real)
- I never went to prom
- I loved Debbie Gibson so much, I sent her a letter every day for two months. Then after nothing happened, I sent her a dollar to write me back…that bitch never did.
- I still cry over my dog that passed away over 8 months ago, once a week
- I once was so drunk at a Dave Matthews concert I lost my shoes…..WTF
- I once ate a pot brownie and had such a freak out I locked myself in my bedroom for two days
- I have only taken one selfie in my entire life
- I was a hairstylist for 10 years
- I adopted a dog from the pound 7 months ago, and I still don’t really like her (I know, that sounds horrible, but it is the truth. She gets treated like gold, I promise!)
- My husband and I have never had the…”How many people have you slept with” discussion. (Yes I do wonder, but I wasn’t in his life when he was whoring around, so what’s the point of knowing?!)
- I was once caught making out in a Vegas bathroom with a boy and was then escorted back to my room by two security guards
- I had my own business once, ran it successfully for 5 years
- I have only been ice skating once and I sprained my ankle and split my lip while doing it
- I spent the night at Ralphie May’s house once…he was not there
- I once took a bong rip and fainted
- My dream job is to be a Halloween Costume Designer
- I had a crush on my husband for 4 months before he asked me out
- I once was a trapeze artist
- I once took E at Disney World
- I once jumped on stage at a strip club and started dancing on the pole and was quickly escorted off by security. Then a few minutes later I went back up…
- I once moved to Chattanooga TN for 8 weeks
- I used to make and sell homemade dog treats
- Birth control doesn’t work on me
Love it, Jan…you’re raw and real…
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Your awesome Jan! What’s the answer to number four? And five orgasms in one night…f**k 😳😀 I wouldn’t move for hours. 😴😂😊😏
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