In honor of this site celebrating love, marriage and all that jazz, I thought this Masturbation Monday would be dedicated to one of the hottest, happiest and sexist couple alive. Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively. I am not going to write about them separately, because alone, they kinda bug me (don’t ask me why….) but together….DDDDAAAAAYYYYYUUUUMMMMM. She is so beautiful it is almost painful and he is like a real life Ken doll. Like, how is one so fucking handsome? They have a kid and they always speak so highly of one another. It’s so fucking adorable. I bet they have some freaky adult time though!!!!! So let’s wash away the Monday Blues and stroke one out for this pair!