So this week I decided to attempt another food challenge for The Shitty Housewife. Quiche. I have tried to make quiche several times and it always comes out dry and pretty much inedible. But I was feeling lazy and the idea of packing all three of my children up for a trip to the store on this particular day sounded, well, how can I out this nicely….FUCKING awful. SO as i looked through my fridge at my options I found some imitation crab, a pie shell and a shit load of eggs. Perfect.
INGREDIENTS
Pie Shell
5 eggs
1 package imitation crab
3’4 cup milk (you can use cream as well, but we only had milk)
2 Tablespoons of Cream Cheese
I cup shredded Jack Cheese
1/4 Parm Cheese
2 dashes of hot sauce
Salt and Pepper
1 green onion
Pre heat oven to 350
Step 1-Put frozen pie crust in oven for 15 minutes
![IMG_2266](https://theshittyhousewife.com/2016/02/img_2266.jpg?w=300&h=300)
Step 2- Pour yourself a beer
![IMG_2287](https://theshittyhousewife.com/2016/02/img_2287.jpg?w=300&h=300)
Step 3-Grab all of the listed ingredients
![IMG_2267](https://theshittyhousewife.com/2016/02/img_2267.jpg?w=300&h=300)
Step 4- Crack Eggs and whisk them together
![IMG_2275](https://theshittyhousewife.com/2016/02/img_2275.jpg?w=300&h=300)
Step 5- Stop #2 from choking #3
![IMG_2270](https://theshittyhousewife.com/2016/02/img_2270.jpg?w=300&h=300)
Step 6- Mix all other ingredients in with eggs
![IMG_2277](https://theshittyhousewife.com/2016/02/img_2277.jpg?w=300&h=300)
Step 7- Pour into pie shell and put in the oven for 35 minutes
![IMG_2281](https://theshittyhousewife.com/2016/02/img_2281.jpg?w=300&h=300)
Step 8- Feed the fatty
![IMG_2280](https://theshittyhousewife.com/2016/02/img_2280.jpg?w=300&h=300)
Step 9- Be super happy there is only one bowl to clean
![IMG_2282](https://theshittyhousewife.com/2016/02/img_2282.jpg?w=300&h=300)
Step 10- Take out quiche, let cool for 5 minutes, then feed the family
![IMG_2290](https://theshittyhousewife.com/2016/02/img_2290.jpg?w=300&h=300)
This was AWESOME. Everyone ate it!!! That never happens here. I totally forgot to put in the green onions, which of course my husband called me out on. But they really would have made it even tastier. I would recommend this for sure. It was quick to throw together, pretty cheap and lasted two meals. Score 1 for The Shitty Housewife!