Top 7 Reasons I May NOT Be The Shittiest Housewife EVER

 

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7. There is always beer in our fridge.
Mainly for myself, but still…makes me look like I am keeping it up for him.


6. I always ask him what he wants from the store.
I never remember to buy it, but I still ask. Counts for something right?!

5. I can follow a recipe.
Really well.


4. I put out.
Always.


3. I make him laugh.
I mean a clean house is great and all, but isn’t making someone laugh better????


2. I like his friends. A lot.
Matt’s buddies are my buddies. They are a package deal and I love all parts of his package.


AND THE #1 REASON I AM NOT THAT SHITTY OF A HOUSEWIFE….
I give head… still… after all these years.

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