If this isn’t parenting, I don’t know what is. A chatty, small, bald puppy watching you pee, wearing only one sock because who knows where the hell the other one is, playing with the tube that the bath toys came in, because it’s more fun than the actual bath toys, but hey, it’s better than the bleach bottle or plunger she had before, all while I realize how dirty my floors are and shame myself for letting my child play on them but you just started laundry and that took you a week.
Happy Monday, mother fuckers, and mothers.