The Shitty Housewife

Zac Efron & Selena Gomez

This week I decided to tap into my inner teeny bopper and check out some sexy younger people. I have robbed the cradle a few times in my life and it has always been so fun and adventurous. These two cuties may be younger, but as they start creeping that age chart, their hottest game is just getting stronger and stronger. And maybe it is the whole idea of teaching these younger folks how things work, but I am pretty sure these two already know how to make things work….at least between the sheets. We may not think they are that talented, that smart, that goal setting….but fuck man….they are FINE AS HELL!

Today’s Masturbation Monday goes to Selena Gomez and Zac Efron….