The Shitty Housewife

My Lovely Baby Bumps

THAT ONE TIME I WASN’T SO SHITTY
So 5 years ago, I was pregnant as FUCK and it was Christmas time. It was my very first Christmas with Matt and I had no idea what to give him. At the same time there was a video going around the web of a “mini Jan” shaking her ass  with the most amazing moves a kid has ever had. Matt was OBSESSED! He showed it to everyone because this “mini Jan” was seriously me when I was young. He kept saying over and over again how I cold never shake my ass like that. So thanks to help of some editing friends, and a great doggie audience, I replicated the moves with a 7 month pregnant belly, side by sided that shit and gave it to him on Christmas morning……here it is in all it’s glory!! And didn’t my tits look great??