- Life is so fast
- Life is so long
- You will never wake up and feel completely accomplished (set goals people)
- Your body truly does get worn down as you age
- Being tired is never an excuse anymore (because you are always freaking tired)
- Having different opinions from people you love is a GOOD thing
- Politics are very important
- High School seems like 5 years ago
- You don’t need to shave your legs all that much
- Sex is sexier
- Hangovers last 4 days
- 90210 will always be better than any show to ever come out in your lifetime
- Boy Bands will always make you dance
- Sex is so much more quality than quantity
- Kissing will always make you giddy
- Wrinkles happen…..just accept it (especially for those of us who can’t afford $500 wrinkle cream or plastic surgery) AGING HAPPENS, IT IS NOT THAT SERIOUS
- Feeling embarassed so silly
- The idea of “When I am that age….” goes out the fucking window. Shit will happen when it is suppose to happen
- You will never have enough money
- You will never use long division
- Being a student at this age BLOWS
- You now know who your one and only true friends are (and they are the fucking shit)
- Cheese Dip will be the best tasting thing always and forever
- Losing weight gets harder and harder and harder every damn year
- Your sexual history is nothing to be ashamed of. Be proud of your past, think of all the awesome stories you have!
- Justin Timberlake will always be the sexiest man….ever
- You stop thinking, ‘What’s going to happen next?’ and start thinking “What is happening right now?’
- It is officially confirmed at this age that laughter is the best medicine
- Dancing is the best feeling (besides an orgasm)
- There is so much uncalled for hate in the world that you can’t fix
- Animals are so much smarter than us humans
- Going to bed is more exciting than going out
- All that talk about eating right, drinking water and working out was right….you should do all those things much more
- Having your coffee programmed to brew before you wake up is vital for a successful morning
- You will never believe you are actually as old as you are
- Hands jobs are the greatest
- Mascara can not be black enough
- Life is a hell of a good time, so enjoy it at all ages and make the most memories you can.
Well, Happy Birthday to me. I can not believe I am 38. It sounds insane coming out of my mouth. And as scared as I am to turn this age, I will welcome it (I mean, I have no other options.) I am lucky to have had 38 years to make the most of this amazing life journey….fingers crossed I get 38 more! Cheers!
xoxo
The Shitty Housewife
Happy Belated Birthday! So much truth in this post! #36 makes me laugh out loud! I don’t know if they’re the greatest, but they take me back to my teenage years!
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